jerkenglish:

do you ever wonder how many tourist photos you’re in the background of

(Source: davebowie)

gnarly:

your text post was funny but I’m not gonna reblog it bc I hate you

I get way too sensitive when I get attached to someone. I can detect the slightest change in the tone of their voice, and suddenly I’m spending all day trying to figure out what I did wrong.

Humans of New York; Amman, Jordan (via allylena)

(Source: 5000letters)

yungbasedblogger:

where can i get one of those kim kardashian or paris hilton jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist